Don't be a Poopyface: Archive

21 Rules To Survive a Zombie Attack

fuckingobscenity: Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do you see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending? Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet or any other small room with only one way in or out....

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Jan 27th

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i can't read and sing at the same time

ugghh -___-

Jan 27th

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Jan 26th

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cleaned up my whole house. It feels sparkling...

lol (:

Jan 26th

Sex is a sensation caused by a temptation where a...

amandaisinfant: pip-pip-cheerio: shehellalegit: itsjustinnn: sarahjanesaidwhaaa: melissaaax3: itsthedeliveryman: paristhentokyo: diaryofkymmie: aiisha-: asdfmichelle: ayemeeeeee: trangphamm: iloverainbowsandicecream: LMFAO ROFL! HAHA! THIS IS ON A BEBO SKIN! OMG. I LOVE THIS! killer. Explanation is spelled incorrectly. I am just saying.

Jan 24th

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Jan 24th

This is what the internet does to grammar and...

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Jan 16th

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i google myself at least twice a month

(via rarivera) and i was thinking … i’m a weirdo! lol

Jan 16th

finally home! blood test went okay, she took 3...

-___-

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Jan 8th

I saw Sherlock Holmes yesterday and it kicked...

^___^

Jan 8th

my voice cracked. I could feel the lump in my...

i can“t resist my anger now

Jan 7th

I can't believe you mention "THAT"...it was...

Jan 7th

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Jan 7th

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How much are you worth?

haystackcharm: alleekay: idgaaf: How much are you worth? 1. Had sex: $10.00 2. Smoked: $3.00 3. Got drunk: $7.00 4. Went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. Kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. Cheated on a test: $2.00 8. Fell asleep in class $0.50 9. Been expelled: $5.00 10. Been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. Given oral: $10.00 12. Got oral:...

Jan 7th

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Jan 6th

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i want a boyfriend

splooshx: to do cute stuff with. and have a non-complicated/confusing relationship with. who loves me for me. to cuddle up with at night. and to have amazing sex with all the time pfffffttt, like that will ever happen.

Jan 4th